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# Jane Jenkins Herlong

Sweet Tea Wisdom and Southern-Fried Humor

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- [Laugh It Out Loud: Embracing Humor in Tough Times Like Jeanne Robertson](https://janeherlong.com/laugh-it-out-loud-embracing-humor-in-tough-times-the-jeanne-robertson-way/) - While we can never replace the incredible Jeanne Robertson! But she taught us to laugh It out loud: and embracing humor in tough times!
- [And This Little Piggie Went to Church](https://janeherlong.com/and-this-little-piggie-went-to-church/) - In the peaceful town of Harmony, a pig has rudely disrupted the tranquility of our country living. However, this little piggy went to church...
- [Daddy Big John's Easter Cow- Surprise Lessons in Life and Leadership](https://janeherlong.com/daddy-big-johns-easter-cow-surprise-lessons-in-life-and-leadership/) - My father-in-law, D. C.—better known as “Big John” Herlong—had a… let’s just say creative approach to livestock management. Case in point: for weeks, there was a paralyzed cow… right there in the churchyard. Not nearby. Not behind the fellowship hall. Oh no—this determined mama chose the front row seat to Easter and gave birth smack
- [Fitness, Flexing, and Fighting Cholesterol (Without Losing Your Southern Sass)](https://janeherlong.com/fitness-flexing-and-fighting-cholesterol-without-losing-your-southern-sass/) - Well y’all, for the past several weeks, I’ve been chatting with the brilliant—and very single—David Meinz (just tossing that in there in case you know somebody). We’ve been diving deep into how we can live our best and healthiest lives. And yes, before you ask, we filmed it all at once. So if you see Well y’all, for the past several weeks, I’ve been chatting with the brilliant—and very single—David Meinz (just tossing that in there in case you know somebody). We’ve been diving deep into how we can live our best and healthiest lives. And yes, before you ask, we filmed it all at once. So if you see
- [From Coffee to Gut Bugs-David Meinz's Wellness Wisdom](https://janeherlong.com/from-coffee-to-gut-bugs-david-meinzs-wellness-wisdom/) - ☕ From Coffee to Gut Bugs: What We Learned from David Meinz’s Wellness Wisdom We may have missed Eva Marie this time around (she’ll be back—promise!), but wellness expert David Meinz brought the goods in this jam-packed session of health facts, fun, and a few “wait, what?!” moments. 🎯 Super 7 & Coffee Talk David
- [Healthy Women Do This by David Meinz](https://janeherlong.com/healthy-women-do-this-by-david-meinz/) - Heart Health for Women ❤️🩺 Key signs of heart attacks in women can be different from men’s symptoms. Many women dismiss early warning signs—chest pain isn’t always the main symptom! Heart disease is the #1 killer of women—pay attention to what your body is telling you! Healthy Eating & Intermittent Fasting 🍽️⏳ David follows a timed
- [Tomatoes, Holsteins & MOO-ving SNA Leadership to the Next Level!](https://janeherlong.com/tomatoes-holsteins-moo-ving-sna-leadership-to-the-next-level/) - 🍅 Don’t Throw Tomatoes at My Field of Dreams! 🌟 Growing Success in School Nutrition with Humor and Heart ❤️🎤 Ever had a tomato thrown at you? 🍅😱 OUCH! But here’s the secret—turn it into ketchup, add a little spice 🌶️, and suddenly, you’ve got salsa! 💃 In this fun and inspiring keynote, Jane shares
- [Less Junk, More Joy!](https://janeherlong.com/less-junk-more-joy/) - 🧹 Declutter Like a Boss: 25 Things You Can Ditch Today! 🚀 Let’s be honest—sometimes, we’re not unmotivated; we’re just overwhelmed. The secret? Start SMALL. Today, I’ve got 25 ridiculously easy things you can declutter without breaking a sweat. No overthinking, no emotional turmoil—just clear the clutter and reclaim your space! ✨ 1️⃣ Expired Medicine
- [Thanksgiving Trivia: Bringing Everyone to the Table](https://janeherlong.com/thanksgiving-trivia-bringing-everyone-to-the-table/) - Recently, there’s been a lot of chatter about how folks are dreading the annual Thanksgiving gathering. Say it ain’t so! Listen, I’m here to save you from turning your turkey dinner into a full-blown food fight over hot topics. Trust me, nothing ruins a meal faster than serving up a side of awkward silence or
- [Life Lessons From Daddy's Mako Shark](https://janeherlong.com/life-lessons-from-daddys-mako-shark/) - A Fishy Showdown🥊 💠When it comes to hiring a decorator, I’ll never forget the time Momma decided to bring in a “professional”—a Charleston decorator whose blue-blood reputation could make an oak tree feel common. Now, most Southern men love to decorate with trophy heads: deer, elk, the occasional wild turkey. But not Daddy. His taste
- [I Met Jesus at Walmart](https://janeherlong.com/i-met-jesus-at-walmart/) - “God, where are you?” Have you ever asked this question when dealing with tough issues? I certainly have. A few weeks ago, a lovely lady told me a funny story that answered her question, “where are you, God?” “I was sick,” said the lovely lady to me after my presentation. “I decided to go to
- [The Best Speaking Engagement EVER!](https://janeherlong.com/the-best-speaking-engagement-ever/) - I-40W to 440W to 65S to 64W—Waynesboro, Tennessee. I’d been summoned to bring my Southern humor to a teacher in-service in this charming east Tennessee town, a place seemingly plucked from a Norman Rockwell painting. As I weaved through the mountains of Tennessee, “Rocky Top” blared in my rental car, the perfect soundtrack as I
- [Saving the Family Farm](https://janeherlong.com/saving-the-family-farm/) - Imagining yourself at the helm of saving the family farm is one thing, but living it is a whole different story. Here are a few hard-earned lessons: Expect the UnexpectedNo matter how prepared you think you are, you’ll never be fully ready for the rollercoaster of overseeing the family farm. Get Your Documents in OrderThis
- [Life in the Small Town Called INBETWEEN](https://janeherlong.com/humor-in-the-small-town-called-inbetween/) - You can find lots of humor in small towns. Laugh and enjoy my funny stories about living in a small town filled w/ big humor!
- [Children Need Encouragement Not Labels](https://janeherlong.com/children-need-encouragement-not-labels/) - With school starting, I thought I would share an excerpt from my book, Bury Me with My Pearls. I am so thankful that I had my two mothers of pearl to help me through life always giving me wonderful guidance. My father also taught me the value of hard work. These “cheeerleaders” combined with lots of prayer, helped
- [Conquer the World in Hot Pants & High Heels](https://janeherlong.com/conquer-the-world-in-hot-pants-high-heels/) - Hot pants and high heels were in style back in the day but I have learned to recapture a "hot pants and high heel" attitude to become sassy and unstoppable.
- [The Legend of Johns Island With Aging](https://janeherlong.com/the-legend-of-johns-island-aging/) - Cudin' Titta is a Johns Island legend and knows how to handle aging! I never imagined that sitting on front porches, soaking in tall tales by my kinfolk.
- [What Happens When Tech Meets Teat...Artificial Insemination](https://janeherlong.com/what-happens-when-tech-meets-teat-artificial-inseminationteat/) - Tech meeting teat and artificial insemination was not the conversation I expected. I called his super-cute farm boy about judging a beauty pageant.
- [Top 10 Hilarious Lines from SHUCKED Musical: A Broadway Comedy Gem](https://janeherlong.com/top-10-hilarious-lines-from-shucked-musical-a-broadway-comedy-gem/) - Dive into the humor of Broadway's hit SHUCKED musical with our top 10 laugh-out-loud lines. Discover the Southern charm and wit!
- [Health Advice from Momma](https://janeherlong.com/health-advice-from-momma/) - From ICU to LOL; 2024 timeless advice from Momma that be should listen to. Momma laughed her way to good health and she knew how to use humor for good health.
- [Uncle Stanley's Epic Tupperware Experience- It Flipped His Lid and Career](https://janeherlong.com/uncle-stanleys-epic-tupperware-experience-it-flipped-his-lid-and-career/) - Who would have thought that a simple Tupperware Party flipped Uncle Stanley's lid and career. It was an epic experience that changed his life!
- [Trains, Planes and Automobiles PART II](https://janeherlong.com/trains-planes-and-automobiles-part-ii/) - Oh, you won't believe the comedy of errors that unfolded on my recent trip! It was like a scene straight out of "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles"
- [What To Do When Your Health and Home is Turned Upside Down](https://janeherlong.com/what-to-do-when-your-health-and-home-is-turned-upside-down/) - In five minutes, our home and health were turned upside down. That lead to four ERs and four nights in the hospital. We learned some sweet Tea remedies
- [The Ta-Ta Song](https://janeherlong.com/ta-ta-song/) - No doubt, mammograms and taking care of our ta-tas can give us moments that flip us out. Last year when I was having my annual screening, I was told there was “something” there and a diagnostic was needed. I was not afraid until after several more films were examined, a sonogram was suggested. Yep, I about flipped
- [What Happens When "Y'all" Meets "Youse Guys"](https://janeherlong.com/what-happens-when-yall-meets-youse-guys/) - What Happens When "Y'all" Meets "Youse Guys and Southern women gather int he Big Apple! I had an Ah-Ha momentnot everyone likes Southern humor and that's OK.
- [Potty Training Southern-Style](https://janeherlong.com/potty-training-southern-style/) - Every mother deserves a solid gold medal for their superhuman feat in the art of potty training. It's a journey that requires more time and patience, diapers...
- [Discovering the Barbie in YOU!](https://janeherlong.com/discovering-the-barbie-in-you/) - Discover the Barbie in You. We can all change the world with kindness, confidence and creativity! Determine to live your own dreams without the Dreamhouse.
- [Momma’s Secret Bible Tips for a Happy Marriage](https://janeherlong.com/mommas-secret-bible-tips-for-a-happy-marriage/) - My mother, Eleanor had her own version of the Bible and her favorite scriptures for a happy marriage. These were her secrets Bible Tips...
- [Sweet Tea Moments of Heartfelt Hallelujahs](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-moments-of-heartfelt-hallelujahs/) - Revile Us Again and Again and Again I lost count of how many times I accepted Jesus as my savior. When I was a teenager, I knelt in front of our television when Billy Graham gave his salvation invitation. His words were so convicting, so full of truth, and so full of warning about what
- [How Momma Used an Over-heated Yard Dog to Teach Us about Morals](https://janeherlong.com/how-momma-used-an-over-heated-yard-dog-to-teach-us-about-morals/) - Momma could spin a tale like no other...she even used an over-heated yard dog to each us morals. She taught us how to act and not to wag our tails!
- [Just Cause Momma's Not Talkin', Doesn't Mean She's Not Listenin'](https://janeherlong.com/just-cause-mommas-not-talkin-doesnt-mean-shes-not-listenin/) - This Southern cruisin' family learned a BIG lesson...just cause momma can't talk, doesn't mean she can't hear all about the family cruise without her!
- [Bury Me with My Humiliation at the Grocery Store](https://janeherlong.com/bury-me-with-my-humiliation-at-the-grocery-store/) - There are times when our heads get too big and in just a few minutes we are brought back down to earth; we crash or learn to laugh! Even at grocery store!
- [Simple Secrets to Staying Sassy, Successful and Less Stressful](https://janeherlong.com/simple-secrets-to-staying-sassy-successful-and-less-stressful/) - Miss Ada, she's a true Southern belle and an absolute icon of Johns Island. She understood how to stay sassy, successful and less stressful...
- [I Found My Southern Peeps at an Easter Egg Hunt](https://janeherlong.com/i-found-my-southern-peeps-at-an-easter-egg-hunt/) - I found my peeps at an Easter Egg hunt. All that egg-citing egg hunting taught me some valuable life lessons about people and Easter basket envy!
- [“Sweet Tea Secrets From Grits to Glitz: How to Keep Your Southern Charm Forever"](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-secrets-from-grits-to-glitz-how-to-keep-your-southern-charm-forever/) - Are you feeling like you’re starting to resemble a wilted magnolia? Fear not, because I’m here to give you some hilarious tips on how to avoid being labeled as “old.” And I’m not talking about the “old as dirt” kind of old, I’m talking about the “young at heart” kind of old. Frumpy is not
- [Leading Ladies with Lasting Legacies](https://janeherlong.com/leading-ladies-with-lasting-legacies/) - My Mother, Grandmother McElveen, Miss Ada Rast, Tootsie and Me Making Biscuits, Jeanne Robertson My Momma-Wise and Wonderful Right before my wedding Momma said to me, “You know, somewhere in the Bible it says to keep your husband happy. I don’t know the exact verse, but it’s something like ‘for every headache you have, there’s These leading ladies are all living legends who have taught me timeless live lessons! What is your lasting legacy?
- [The Tou-wah of Homes that Went Wrong](https://janeherlong.com/the-tou-wah-of-homes-that-went-wrong/) - Every Southern woman loves to show off her home. So when the Women's Club called me to be on the TOU-WAH of Homes, my heart leaped...but we had no furniture!
- [107 Years of Seasoned Southern Success](https://janeherlong.com/107-years-of-seasoned-southern-success/) - Mae Buzhardt is a classic example of seasoned Southern success. You will love her tips and timeless success principles from 107 years of business.
- [The Yankees are Coming!](https://janeherlong.com/the-yankees-are-coming/) - Who are these strangers from another land? I knew these visitors were from New York but they proudly added a prefix before stating their state—apparently it was more important to them than the I-95 corridor. And what is this all-important word? Upstate. Being from Upstate New York rather than New York City makes one’s journey
- [Daddy's New Hair-Do](https://janeherlong.com/daddys-new-hair-do/) - Daddy's New hair-do is one of my best Christmas memories! Daddy taught us how to laugh when he fell asleep and left the house with pink rollers in his hair!.
- [Christmas Music from Jane](https://janeherlong.com/christmas-music-from-jane/) - Celebrate The Spirit of Christmas Mary, Did you Know? https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/03-Mary-Did-You-Know_-with-Vocal-1-1.mp3 White Christmas https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/09-White-Christmas-with-Vocal.mp3 Do You Hear What I Hear? https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/05-Do-You-Hear-What-I-Hear_with-Voca.mp3 The First Noel https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/08-The-First-Noel-with-Vocal.m4a Joy To The World https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/02-Joy-To-The-World-with-Vocal.m4a It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/04-Its-Beginning-To-Look-A-Lot-Like.mp3 Enjoy Jane's Gullah rendition of "T'was the Night Before Christmas."
- [Super Funny Christmas Stories](https://janeherlong.com/super-funny-christmas-stories/) - My Mother loved to entertain her Church Circle or Bridge Club. The living room was ready at a moment’s notice since none of us kids were allowed in there. She held a Christmas Brunch …
- [How to Have a Thankful, Merry Heart](https://janeherlong.com/how-to-have-a-thankful-merry-heart/) - In the state of South Carolina and for those who live in the Southeastern part of our country, are familiar with Aberdeen Catery and the name, Jack Brantley.
- [Are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch?](https://janeherlong.com/are-you-a-good-witch-or-a-bad-witch/) - Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
- [The Sweet Tea Magic of Elton John](https://janeherlong.com/the-sweet-tea-magic-of-elton-john/) - Elton John is Seasoned Elton John began playing the piano at the age for four and at age eleven, won a scholarship to the Royal Academy of Music. He began his career in 1969 and has travelled many “Yellow Brick Roads” which he is transparent with sharing his personal battles. By the way, many seasoned
- [Sweet Tea Lessons from Our Ta-Tas](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-lessons-from-our-ta-tas/) - One of Favorite Speaking Engagements... Speaking to a group of ladies, I shared a story about my sister, Carol who had a scare with breast cancer and became my inspiration for my 2nd book “What Ta-Tas Teach Us.” I emphasized how a positive attitude can help as we face difficulties. After the meeting ended, an
- [Sweet Tea Memories with my Lowcountry Hero, Tootsie](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-memories-with-my-lowcountry-hero-hero-tootsie/) - What a blessing to have sweet tea memories of my hero, Tootsie. I dedicated my book. "Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep-Fried South" to Ruth Bligen, (Tootsie).
- [Queenly Thoughts on Queen Elizabeth](https://janeherlong.com/queenly-thoughts-on-queen-elizabeth/) - Queen Elizabeth's life was filled with love, laughter and queenly thoughts. Here are a few jewels I learned from her amazing life.
- [When Ovaries Go South](https://janeherlong.com/when-ovaries-go-south/) - My favorite chapter in the new book, “Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep-Fried South" is “When Ovaries Go South.” Or Southern Ovaries!
- [Gumpa's Glider and Other Sweet Tea Gifts](https://janeherlong.com/gumpas-glider-and-other-sweet-tea-gifts/) - Gumpa’s glider and the old home have so much in common that teach lasting life lessons on how functional families should function.
- [Sweet Tea Secrets from the Oak Ridge Boys](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-secrets-lessons-from-the-oak-ridge-boys/) - The Oak Ridge Boys entertained us at the National Speakers Association Convention. It was a WOW moment listening to these iconic, Hall of Fame entertainers.
- [A Southern Chic Recipe for Success from Chicken Salad Chick](https://janeherlong.com/a-southern-chic-recipe-for-success-from-chicken-salad-chick/) - Locating power women entrepreneurs, and what I learned at the Atlanta Market that would become a life-long recipe for success.
- [The Secret Pageant Shop in the Funeral Home](https://janeherlong.com/the-secret-pageant-shop-in-the-funeral-home/) - Last week I watched fifty young women work on their bodies, wardrobe and talent for probably more than one year to showcase on stage in less than ten minutes. “What?” you may ask. Sound crazy, right? When I was an “up and coming” contestant, I took the challenge one step further. I trained for pageant competition at Billy’s Funeral
- [A Sweet Moment of ROYAL-TEA](https://janeherlong.com/a-sweet-moment-of-royal-tea/) - When my plane landed, in the land of Lincoln, I made my way to the transportation zone and looked for the Marriott bus. In the middle of the terminal stood my driver; he was dressed head to toe in his Marriot finery. “STOP!” he said in a commanding voice. “You were in a beauty pageant!”
- [Sweet Tea Secrets from a Badd Kitty](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-secrets-from-a-badd-kitty/) - My son, Holmes and I play a friendly game of, “I dare you.” It all started when we were putting gas in the car and we noticed a store with the name of “Badd Kitty” written in bright read letters. Believe me, this store is no “Pet Smart” and became another, “I dare you” game.
- [Sweet Tea Moments of Love and Laughter](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-moments-of-love-and-laughter/) - Love and laughter are strong forces that bring people together. I found this to be true last week when I entertained a group at St. Simons Island, Georgia and met a super-senior couple on their honeymoon! I decided to dedicate one of my Big Band love songs to them… it was pure “sweet tea” magic
- [Take the Sweetest of My Sweet Tea Book Tour](https://janeherlong.com/take-the-sweetest-of-my-sweet-tea-book-tour/) - Are you ready to enjoy some “Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep-Fried South” Nashville, TN – Southern humorist Jane Jenkins Herlong is known across the US for her entertaining live shows, inspiring musical collaborations, and clever observations on her southern upbringing. Now, she shares her signature joy and humor in her upcoming fifth book, a
- [The Baptist Church Bible Study was Like being in 6th Grade…Again](https://janeherlong.com/the-baptist-church-bible-study-was-like-being-in-6th-gradeagain/) - My newly-wed, 80 year old Baptist church friend, Dixie invited Thomas and me to come to a 12 week Bible Study at the Baptist Church. Well, Methodist don’t do 12 week Bible studies and needless to say as a born and bred Episcopalian, those events are only attended if there is some wine and cheese
- [Sweet Tea Memories of Moonshine and Champagne](https://janeherlong.com/sweet-tea-memories-of-moonshine-and-champagne/) - My newest book, “Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep-Fried South” will be released by Tyndale House in the spring of this year. I thought it would be fun to share sweet memories about how my parents encouraged balancing our lives with both culture and agri-culture. I grew-up in parallel universes—stuck between the wonderful world of “The Lawrence
- [The Griswold (Herlong) Family Lights the Advent Wreath](https://janeherlong.com/the-griswold-herlong-family-lights-the-advent-wreath/) - Just when you think the curse of Clark Griswold no longer haunts the Herlongs, my family found yet one more way to make Christmas a festive and dazzling celebration. When I received the email from church that my family would be given the honor of lighting the fourth candle of the Advent wreath during of
- [Christmas Gifts for Girlfriends To Keep Smilin'](https://janeherlong.com/christmas-gifts-for-girlfriends-to-keep-smilin/) - It's the best time of the year to give your girlfriends love and laughter! Click HERE and take a listen to one of my favorite Christmas tunes and order my books and other media!
- [Holstein (Cow) in a Beauty Pageant? Jane Jenkins Herlong](https://janeherlong.com/holstein-cow-in-a-beauty-pageant/) - Jane .Yes, she did! She milked a cow in a beauty pageant; you can't put high heels on a holstein cow! In a rural Illinois community, a group of leaders decided they needed a queen. So, in an attempt to copy our graceful Southern ways, a beauty pageant was proposed. Notice was sent the area schools,
- [The Magic of Jeanne Robertson](https://janeherlong.com/the-magic-of-jeanne-robertson/) - When I found out that Jeanne Robertson had suddenly passed away, my mind went to the lyrics of the Don McLean’s 1971 song, American Pie. The song is about the death of iconic musicians—the day the music died. But in my heart, August 21, 2021 was the day the laughter died. A long, When I found out that Jeanne Robertson had suddenly passed away, my mind went to the lyrics of the Don McLean’s 1971 song, American Pie. The song is about the death of iconic musicians—the day the music died. But in my heart, August 21, 2021 was the day the laughter died. A long, When I found out that Jeanne Robertson had suddenly passed away, my mind went to the lyrics of the Don McLean’s 1971 song, American Pie. The song is about the death of iconic musicians—the day the music died. But in my heart, August 21, 2021 was the day the laughter died. A long, Jeanne Robertson was truly magical. Her humor,hard work and love for her family, fans and friends was a gift to all of us who loved and admired her.
- [My WOW Woman Momma and Hurricane Irma](https://janeherlong.com/wow-woman-momma-hurricane-irma/) - I am watching Hurricane Irma and could not resist sharing this story about my funny and WOW mother (Woman of Wisdom). "Rhinetones on my Flip-Flops" is loaded with some of my favorite Southern tales so here is a memory to make you chuckle. Only in the South... My WOW Woman Momma and Hurricane Irma Momma
- [Let Me Help You Learn Some Southern](https://janeherlong.com/let-me-help-you-learn-some-southern/) - Don't cha just love our Southern ways? How about the way we communicate? Let me help you learn some Southern and you can laugh with ius!
- [Thanksgiving Turkey on Zoom?](https://janeherlong.com/thanksgiving-turkey-on-zoom/) - No, this does not mean chasing a fast turkey, Uncle Billie-Bob… I don’t think it is worth my time to address all the con’s for having to practice social distancing for your holiday traditions. For functional families, it may be very difficult to be distanced from loved ones. However, for those of us who have
- [Covid Vocabulary with a Humorous Twist](https://janeherlong.com/covid-vocabulary-with-a-humorous-twist/) - Here are some funny Covid terms that I slightly altered. Enjoy my Covid vocabulary with a humorous twist. Y'all share and give others a good chuckle.
- [Football Fall-out from a Female Fan](https://janeherlong.com/football-fall-out-from-a-female-fan/) - Football fall-out from a female fan here is my humorous take with a patriotic twist!
- [Red Hot Romance in the Rural South](https://janeherlong.com/romance-in-the-rural-south/) - Red hot romance in the rural South is alive and well! You will love Walker and Suzie, the "french-cut" drawers and the heart-sick boy and his romantic tale.
- [Don't Croak in a Beauty Pageant](https://janeherlong.com/dont-croak-in-a-beauty-pageant/) - The joke was on me! Emceeing the Queen of Cotton Pageant, I had quite an experience with a HUGE moth. The bottom line is: Don't Croak in a Beauty Pageant.
- [Mary, Joseph and Covid-19 Advice](https://janeherlong.com/mary-joseph-and-covid-19/) - https://janeherlong.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Mary-Did-you-Know-Shortened-1.mp4 It is always a good idea to inject some humor into life these days. At our little Harmony United Methodist Church, one of our ushers’ jobs is to shoot folks in the head with the temperature gun. If you pass the temperature test, this particular usher loves to share spiritual nuggets, “Thou art
- [The Wunnerful World of Lawrence Welk](https://janeherlong.com/the-wunnerful-world-of-lawrence-welk/) - I asked Thomas what he learned from watching the Lawrence Welk Show and he said, “A one-na and a two-uh.” So I guess he learned how to count. Wunnerful!
- [Fat Thighs Don't Lie](https://janeherlong.com/fat-thighs-dont-lie/) - My thighs were fat; my honest mother told me the truth! I got in shape and the end result was a personal win. I even competed for the title of Miss America.
- [Covid 19 Travel Advice-Don't Forget the Toilet Paper](https://janeherlong.com/covid-19-travel-advice-dont-forget-the-toliet-paper/) - So the next time you venture out, don’t forget to pack a roll or two of toliet paper. I can guarantee, it will help to mask your fears and you may have a happy ending.
- [Rhinestones of Wisdom for Today](https://janeherlong.com/rhinestones-of-wisdom-for-today/) - A colleague of mine complimented my email signature, “when life flips, don’t be a flop.” I began thinking about that message since it refers to my latest book, “Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops.” Although the book is laced with Southern humor using iconic biblical women, the message each person in my book struggled with is synonymous
- [Silence is Golden When the Colon is Beholden](https://janeherlong.com/silence-is-golden-when-the-colon-is-beholden/) - Well it’s something that we all should do….take our own advice. I wrote this really cute song (see video below) and after sharing with many audiences.
- [How to Keep Your Dog-GONE Sense of Humor](https://janeherlong.com/how-to-keep-your-dog-gone-sense-of-humor/) - Motivational humorist, Roger Rabbit once said, “A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have.” “Thomas,” I asked. “Did you put Bo in the pen?” I knew that our yellow lab, Bo, had an interest in another dog … his first girlfriend. And we all remember the
- [Are you a Member of the TA-TA Weenie Club?](https://janeherlong.com/are-you-a-member-of-the-ta-ta-weenie-club/) - I hope you are. It means that you are brave, fearless and extremely courageous according to Bill Torrey the author of the book, The Ta Ta Weenie Club. To quote one of Bill’s expressions, hearing his childhood stories will make you “as happy as a dog with two tails.” I asked Bill to explain the definition
- [The Power of Three Good Things](https://janeherlong.com/the-power-of-three-good-things/) - This advice is so simple that it may not seem real. But this technique has been studied for over a decade and validates how our brains are wired.
- [Moms and Dads are Cheating…. Their College Kids](https://janeherlong.com/moms-and-dads-are-cheating-their-college-kids/) - I started thinking about the scandals going on with colleges and my college journey; I wrote this last night. Your thoughts? What was your college journey like? Moms and Dads are Cheating…. Their College Kids Apparently the new norm is being dishonest by helping your child succeed. Unfortunately, this may lead to their ultimate failure
- [Can You "Do It Anyway"?](https://janeherlong.com/can-you-do-it-anyway/) - I was captivated by the wisdom represented in these "commandments" written in 1968 by Kent Keith for student leaders entitled, The Silent Revolution: Dynamic Leadership in the Student Council, published by Harvard Student Agencies in 1968. Not until 1997 did Dr. Keith discover that his commandments were posted on Mother Teresa's wall and reported in
- [Covered Dish Catastrophes](https://janeherlong.com/covered-dish-catastrophes/) - I sat in the middle of the sweet church ladies and opened gift after gift. It was my very first church bridal shower at Harmony United Methodist Church. Between oohs and aahs, I was handed a perfectly shaped oblong box. Suddenly, silence fell over the older church circle ladies. Holding that box, I knew something special was fixin’ to happen. Tearing
- [Easter Week was a Failure!?](https://janeherlong.com/easter-week-was-a-failure/) - Today is Good Friday. How many of y'all have had lots of "Good Fridays?" Have you ever been hurt, rejected, disappointed or consumed with anger? Hang in there, Sunday is coming. The Jewish people also had lots of "Good Fridays"...for over three hundred years. And don't you know the Jewish people were ready for a
- [How Would You Act If You Were The Walmart Greeter?](https://janeherlong.com/how-would-you-act-if-you-were-the-walmart-greeter/) - You may have already heard that Walmart is discontinuing their Greeter Program. SNIFF. So many rely on this program, especially the disabled.
- [Fancy Lingerie Valentine Funny](https://janeherlong.com/fancy-lingerie-valentine-funny/) - I was speaking in Winchester, Virginia, around Valentine’s Day, and I mentioned to the audience that it warms a wife’s heart to be given fancy lingerie. After the program, a sweet young woman approached me and said how glad she was I had made that suggestion. “My husband only buys me them Hanes Her Way
- [What To Do When Your Marriage Flips-Willie and Dee Jolley](https://janeherlong.com/what-to-do-when-your-marriage-flips-willie-and-dee-jolley/) - Thanks to Willie and Dee Jolley, for sharing this wonderful excerpt from their new book, "Make Love, Make Money and Make It Last."
- [WHAT? Be Thankful for the Things that Drive you CRAZY?](https://janeherlong.com/what-be-thankful-for-the-things-that-drive-you-crazy/) - This time of year we focus on being thankful. Have you ever thought of things that totally annoy you as being things to be thankful for? Here is my list: -I am thankful for a husband who snores in my ear. This means that I have my partner beside me. -I am thankful for junk
- [I am Thankful for the Naked Chicken](https://janeherlong.com/i-am-thankful-for-the-naked-chicken/) - I am thankful for the naked chicken since this funny story from my book, Bare Feet to HIgh Heels, is a great reminder of what it takes for success.
- [This Golden Rule made me BLUSH...literally!](https://janeherlong.com/this-golden-rule-made-me-blush-literally/) - You are traveling. You reach your destination. You open your luggage and you realize that you have left most of your toiletry items at home. Plus video!
- [Don't Drop the "B" Word in Airport Security](https://janeherlong.com/dont-drop-the-b-word-in-airport-security/) - [yotuwp type="videos" id="LQ5bzoho9fo" ] So … I am in the endless TSA line at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport at 7:30 a.m. following my 3-hour drive from home as flights were cancelled due to torrential rains. The TSA agent was not having a good day - or week - or life! She motioned me over since
- [The Best Way to Shag is With Lots of Laughter](https://janeherlong.com/the-best-way-to-shag-is-with-lots-of-laughter/) - My sweet daughter, Caroline, was so excited to be a Youth Leader for the National Speakers Association Convention. She had been a conference attendee in the past and was asked to lead a group that included youth from England. She was so honored to be in charge of these young people from another country, but,
- [What Happens in Vegas…Can be Sprayed with Lysol](https://janeherlong.com/what-happens-in-vegascan-be-sprayed-with-lysol/) - Something comical happened on the way to my friend’s church in Las Vegas. My friend who helped start this church has a heart for folks who are hurting and helped create a safe place of non-judgment for all, especially the prostitute community. I was eagerly looking forward to visiting this new safe-haven church. On Sunday
- [Ever dented a stranger's car? I did. Ever wanted to drive off? I didn't.](https://janeherlong.com/ever-dented-a-strangers-car-i-did-ever-wanted-to-drive-off-i-didnt/) - It is hard to do the right thing when it involves money, time, and convenience. But doing the right thing is the right thing to do.
- [Your Mother is Always With You](https://janeherlong.com/your-mother-is-always-with-you/) - Since Mother’s Day is upon us, I thought of some special advice to honor mothers everywhere, and in particular my mother. I miss her every day – her love for me, her laughter and her sense of humor. Here is a poem I found and the author is Deborah R. Culver. It is touching and meaningful.
- [How to Fix the Unfixable](https://janeherlong.com/how-to-fix-the-unfixable/) - This is an excerpt from my book, Bury Me with My Pearls.
- [One of the Greatest Gifts Given to Me; My Mother's Sense of Humor.](https://janeherlong.com/one-greatest-gifts-given-mothers-sense-humor/) - My mother had an amazing sense of humor. I am so thankful since there are so many benefits to laughter and its therapeutic value. Laughter lowers blood sugar, helps us sleep better, boost immune system and improves our memory. One of the greatest gifts given to me; my mother's sense of humor. Here is an
- [Do the Hokey Pokey:  Turn Your Mad into Glad](https://janeherlong.com/do-the-hokey-pokey-turn-your-mad-into-glad/) - I saw a bumper sticker that said, “What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it is all about?” I tend to agree. I flew out of Macon, Georgia, via Atlanta, a while back. I looked out of my car window and saw no planes flying above as I drove into the airport. To say
- [The Power of the Positive Possum Vest](https://janeherlong.com/the-power-of-the-positive-possum-vest/) - While I was remembering my mother, I stumbled across a favorite symbol of her sense of humor and wisdom.
- [Proverbs 31 Woman Renovated (3 of 3)](https://janeherlong.com/proverbs-31-woman-renovated-3-of-3/) - Don't miss Part 1 and Part 2 of this series! This blog is an excerpt from my book, Rhinestones On My Flip-Flops. Verse 28: “Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.” Her children call her blessed even if she blesses them out. Her children and husband praise her
- [Laughing at Myself Through Christmas Stress](https://janeherlong.com/laughing-christmas-stress/) - Click on the picture and download free chapters! Have you ever had a crazy day of busyness? The song, It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, played over and over in my head. Can I add these new lyrics... for Christmas stress? I was practically in a panic as I rushed to get dressed
- [Christmas Parades - What A Ride](https://janeherlong.com/christmas-parades-ride/) - Gracious, I had a blast riding in Christmas Parades! I became a skilled candy-thrower and I had perfected my beauty queen wave. But I learned more than just how to wave in parades. I believe these "rhinestoned lessons" taught me how to laugh at myself along with developing a healthy attitude while riding in a
- [Tune In to My Latest Interview + More!](https://janeherlong.com/tune-latest-interview/) - Y'all tune into to SiriusXM 141 at noon EST today (Wednesday) for my book interview with Willie Jolley! This weekend, I had the pleasure of speaking at the Todd Starnes Fall Get-a-way Week end. It was held at the Cove, Billy Graham’s Conference Center in the beautiful mountains of Ashville, NC. The drive to the Cove alone was a
- [Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops Excerpt](https://janeherlong.com/rhinestones-flip-flops-excerpt/) - Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops Excerpt Chapter One and Chapter Two Thank you all for your help and support! This has been an amazing journey! Click on the "book" below and enjoy the first two chapters of "Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops! For those who are reading the book and are enjoying the message I
- [Lessons from Rhinestones...Find Your Shine](https://janeherlong.com/lessons-rhinestones-find-shine/) - Six days to go before “Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops” is released! [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhMTreK4lwI&feature=youtu.be[/youtube] Check out this early review from Netgalley: This book is so snarky-funny, but in a gracious way. The author says all of those things that we know, but we don't talk about. (Well, at least, us Southern girls were taught not to talk about
- [Hurricane Irma Take-A-Ways](https://janeherlong.com/hurricane-irma-take-ways/) - Supposedly, animals react during unusual weather. I did not believe it until my feral-ish kitty ran through our den, jumped up onto the tv cabinet, and began fighting the swirling rains bands of Irma displayed on the television. If that wasn’t enough, she then turned her attention to Jim Cantore, weather channel icon, and tried to fight
- [Communication Skills and Mishaps](https://janeherlong.com/communication-skills-mishaps/) - I love writing about the fearless, fabulous, and first lady of pageantry Queen Esther in my new book, "Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops." It was a blast reminiscing about pageants and the many hours I spent working on my interview and communication skills while laughing at myself through the mishaps. Communication Skills and Mishaps I consider "pageant
- [Undercover WOW Woman - Aunt Naomi](https://janeherlong.com/undercover-wow-woman-aunt-naomi/) - Aunt Naomi - An Undercover WOW Woman You know who they are—the quiet "she-ros" of the church and community. In my new book to be released September 26, 2017, “Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops” I discuss this amazing type of Woman of Wisdom. Pay attention to these “sainted ladies.” They have deep faith and wisdom through their many acts
- [Funny Story About a Wal-Mart Greeter- Do you know your Employees?](https://janeherlong.com/4754-2/) - I love a good funny story and here is one I could not resist sharing—a genuine flip-flop in communication.
- [How to Avoid a Stressful Circus](https://janeherlong.com/avoid-stressful-circus/) - I heard two zingers concerning adding unnecessary stress to your life. “Not my monkeys; not my circus” and “Not in my hoola-hoop.” Super advice, right? Stress is a killer and I am not being dramatic. According to a Popular Science article, 30 Percent of U.S. adults say stress strongly impacts their physical health; 33 percent
- [The Secret to Extragavant Joy](https://janeherlong.com/secret-extragavant-joy/) - My favorite stories to share are always laced with humor. My new book, “Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops,” is filled with funny original stories that will make you laugh, possibly snort, and experience extravagant joy. Click HERE for pre-order info. Many of the stories in the book remind me of one of my favorite (I can’t
- [Little Town of Johnston has Magic Moments](https://janeherlong.com/little-town-johnston-magic-moments/) - Life offers many magical moments that can be missed. As annoying as it can be, signs requesting “Turn off your cell phone,” can force us to experience more entertainment than expected. In my new book to be released in September, "Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops," I highlight the frustration of Martha who was so busy getting ready for
- [Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda - Excuses and Regretted Words](https://janeherlong.com/shoulda-woulda-coulda-excuses-and-regretted-words/) - Recently, I celebrated a birthday. For some reason, I have been hearing the words: shoulda, woulda, coulda. Maybe I am paying extra attention to these words since I am older and hopefully wiser. I thought it would be interesting to dissect the meaning since these are excuses and regretted words. WOULDA and COULDA- I think
- [The Good, the Bad and the Funny](https://janeherlong.com/good-bad-funny/) - Do you have a good/bad? Think about it. What strength do you have that can also be a weakness if not handled properly? Here is a funny story about a CWP!
- [Suzie Humphreys is a WOW-Woman of Wisdom](https://janeherlong.com/suzie-humphreys-wow-woman-wisdom/) - Do you have WOW in your life? Are you a WOW? I was delighted to hear Suzie Humphreys, one of my WOW (Women of Wisdom), speak last week at the National Speakers Association’s Annual meeting. My new book, “Rhinestones on my Flip-Flops” (now available for pre-orders), has a section dedicated to WOW. I love Suzie’s
- [Spanx for the Memories](https://janeherlong.com/spanx-for-the-memories/) - Miss South Carolina week arrived! I dragged the old pageant gown box from underneath my bed, blew off the dust and proceeded to pray that some garment with rhinestones fit. Outfit after outfit, the mirror was not too kind. UGGH. Finding the perfect outfit and dealing with weight issues is one flip-flop women do not
- [How to Experience Extragavant Joy](https://janeherlong.com/experience-extragavant-joy/) - Bree Boyce Marsh chooses JOY! My buddy and Miss South Carolina “sistah” made a decision several years ago that changed her life in a dramatic way. It is Miss South Carolina week and in honor of this exciting event and the theme of my new book, “Rhinestones on My Flip-Flops,” I thought of Bree Boyce Marsh. Bree
- [Even Kitty "Jenks" Has Flip-Flops](https://janeherlong.com/even-kitty-jenks-flip-flops/) - “Momma,” said Caroline. I found a sweet kitty in a flower pot in front of Daddy’s office. She is hurt. “Well, Caroline,” I said. “Take her to the Vet.” Poor, little kitty had a broken leg. After 3 weeks of kitty R&R, she was running, jumping and playing. The once frightened and traumatized kitty is
- [Yep, She called Me Ugly; A Flip-Flop Faux-Pas](https://janeherlong.com/called-ugly-flip-flop-faux-pas/) - I was riding high after being crowned Miss South Carolina on Saturday night. Now it was time to prepare for the Miss America Pageant...then this happened!
- [Gullah and Johns Island - Remembering My Past](https://janeherlong.com/gullah-johns-island-remembering-past/) - I know a fabulous Lowcountry Gullah cook who has been cooking for Johns Island's Rural Mission for over 30 years...none other than Doris Sease,
- [And The Winner Is...](https://janeherlong.com/and-the-winner-is/) - I was new to the world of pageantry. Interview always grabbed my interest until my pageant coach (yes, they exist, especially in the South) asked me the unthinkable. “Jane,” he said. “Who should win this pageant?” My brain and mouth froze. Seeing the look on my face, my coach challenged me and asked, “Why are
- [Change Your Life With Amazing Acts Of Kindness](https://janeherlong.com/4396-2/) - Do you remember this story that was printed in the Tampa Bay Times? In August of 2014, almost 400 people who visited a St. Petersburg, Fla., Starbucks got a break from the daily grind thanks to a woman who paid for the caramel macchiato ordered by the stranger behind her at 7 a.m. This random
- [Bury Me With My Pearls: If Only the Old Kitchen Table Could Talk](https://janeherlong.com/old-kitchen-table-talk-2/) - I'm ecstatic that my book, Bury Me With My Pearls is now available in AUDIO! Best of all, I wanted to share with ya'll that I personally read every word because you just can’t fake a Southern accent! If you want to know what you're in store for when you listen to my full book
- [Breast Cancer Saved My Life](https://janeherlong.com/4393-2/) - While I was speaking at the 50 Shades of Pink event in Castroville, TX, a lovely woman approached me and said, “Breast cancer saved my life.” Her story is nothing short of a miracle. She found a lump in her breast during a self-check examination. After a doctor’s visit, she was diagnosed with Stage 2
- [Bury Me With My Pearls: Now on Audio!](https://janeherlong.com/4389-2/) - Ya'll want to hear something exciting? My book, Bury Me With My Pearls, is now available in AUDIO! I personally read every word because you simply can't fake a Southern accent! I wanted to share my Southern stories my way with a little Gullah influence plus a few stories with a hint of a "Nathern"
- [A Reminder: It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month](https://janeherlong.com/reminder-breast-cancer-awareness-month/) - I tried to suppress my urge to smile during the funeral service for my mother’s dear friend, Helen Smoak. I sat in the beautiful St. Matthews Church in Charleston this past Sunday listening to Helen's lovely daughter, Heidi, share her heart and humor. “I know who will be the first person to meet my mother
- [The 'What To Say' Struggle](https://janeherlong.com/4380-2/) - I was riding high after being crowned Miss South Carolina on Saturday night. Now it was time to prepare for the Miss America Pageant. Sitting in the pageant shop my mind was spinning with thoughts of a myriad of things to check off my list before walking on the stage in Atlantic City. I sat
- [Stupid Things That Busy People Do](https://janeherlong.com/stupid-things-busy-people/) - “Is this Mrs. Herlong?’ Asked the stranger. “Yes, this is customer service for Neiman Marcus. One of our customer care associates received your return and when they opened the box, it was not the Joan Vass Poppy dress…it was a cell phone.” Busy people... I only wished I could have been present when the Verizon
- [Get Rid Of Anxiety Once And For All](https://janeherlong.com/4368-2/) - I will never forget the day I started cleaning out our freezer. To be honest, I kept putting stuff in that chest freezer and closing the lid. The day came when the lid would not shut; it was time to organize and throw away all of the anxiety that was the contents of the freezer...
- [Life Changing Laughter With Your Family](https://janeherlong.com/life-changing-laughter-family/) - Several years ago Thomas phoned with a big announcement, “I have a surprise for everybody. I’m driving up now.” The children and I raced outside, filled with laughter, and saw the object that challenged my wedding vows and changed my life forever—a boat. Not just any boat. A blue boat, its glittering paint sparkling in
- [Red, Ripe Tomatoes and the Eiffel Tower](https://janeherlong.com/red-ripe-tomatoes-eiffel-tower/) - It is tomato season on Johns Island. I remember all of those hot summers I picked tomatoes to help my daddy with incidental expenses during my college years. Here is an excerpt from my book, Bare Feet to High Heels, that reminds me of timeless life-lessons that helped me many years ago and still reminds me
- [Let Me Energize Your Next Meeting or Event](https://janeherlong.com/energize-your-next-meeting-event/) - I'd like to think that through my humorous storytelling, enriching life lessons, and uplifting songs (which also happen to be on Sirius XM Radio), that I'm able to help people. I can energize your next meeting! We all need to laugh, after all. It's the stuff of life! All of my presentations are based upon my journey from
- [If you want to know someone, look at the way they use shopping carts](https://janeherlong.com/want-know-someone-look-way-use-shopping-carts/) - If you want to know someone, look at the way they use shopping carts. Actually, shopping carts speak a great deal about people. You do it, too. We gaze into buggies (Southern version of a shopping cart) and wonder what these people are cooking or ponder how long before they die. And then there is the weird
- [I'm Now a Member of the Speaker Hall of Fame](https://janeherlong.com/im-now-member-speaker-hall-fame/) - Last week, I had the great honor of being inducted into the Speaker Hall of Fame during the National Speaker Association's annual conference. This means I'm now a a CSP as well as a CPAE. It was an honor that was voted upon by my peers. I'm thrilled to have been a 2016 inductee! Watch
- [Funny and Feel Good Presentation](https://janeherlong.com/funny-feel-good-presentation/) - What should you expect when you hire me to speak to your audience? Honey, I'd love to tell you all about it–but it's probably better for you to just see!
- [A Life Well Lived is Like a Kayak Well Paddled](https://janeherlong.com/4312-2/) - Kayaking is all about balance. It’s about hugging the marsh to escape the currents or pull.
- [Did Ya'll Know You Can Hire Me to Speak at Your Event?](https://janeherlong.com/yall-know-can-hire-speak-event/) - No matter what type of conference or event you’re planning, you can make it a hit with one of my funny, self improvement presentations!
- [America - Melting Pot or Septic Tank?](https://janeherlong.com/america-melting-pot-septic-tank/) - I was PROUD to sing the National Anthem at the Miss South Carolina Pageant last week. It was a fun week filled with Queens, Princesses, Princes, Wanna-bees, Should-a-Beens, I’m-Done-With-This Pageant, and I-Can’t-Wait-till-Next-Year Competitors. It was a beauty queen melting pot of variety of gowns, bodies and political opinions. It was a slice of America on
- [Federal Bathroom Guidelines, Political Parties, Church Leadership](https://janeherlong.com/federal-bathroom-guidelines-political-parties-church-leadership/) - New Federal bathroom guidelines, political party leadership rules and churches expressing differing biblical interpretations have awakened a silent majority in America's culture. Here is a unique twist explaining minority rule verses the silent majority. We were finally seated. The quaint restaurant nestled among Live Oaks highlighted the sights and sounds of the Lowcountry. It was our
- [Mother's Day Gift of Pearls](https://janeherlong.com/mothers-day-pearls/) - This is a great gift for Mother's Day. My book, "Bury Me With My Pearls," is in memory of my mother and on sale on Amazon for $7.95! This is a saving of $5.00! Take advantage of this great buy for Mother's Day or for those special women in your life! Just click HERE to receive
- [How to Be Loved; How to Be Hated](https://janeherlong.com/how-to-be-loved-how-to-be-hated/) - "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not." Andre Gide Do you agree with this statement? In my opinion, these few words are loaded with wisdom and courage; choose to develop your gifts and talents. Sadly, so many will miss out on becoming all
- [Patti Davis’ Honors Nancy Reagan-Reminder for Parents](https://janeherlong.com/patti-davis-honors-nancy-reagan-reminder-for-parents/) - Patti Davis, known for her tumultuous relationship with her mother, shared lovely words at Nancy Reagan’s funeral. “I choose to remember my mother framed by the window of a New York hotel room as I told her that I’d been involved in a complicated relationship for two years and had been cruelly tossed aside. I
- [Laughter Can Save Your Life- Just Ask Carol Burnett](https://janeherlong.com/laughter-can-save-your-life-just-ask-carol-burnett/) - For a good laugh, click here or on the picture below to hear Jane's funny, true story about a "Hokey-Pokey" moment. My mother always said, “Find something to laugh about with that problem. It will help you get through tough times.” Checking out at Bi-Lo or as I call it, the Johnston Mall, I saw an article that
- [1996 New Year's Resolutions | 20 Years of the Same Goals](https://janeherlong.com/1996-new-years-resolutions-20-years-same-goals/) - Click on the picture to see Jane's new demo video! I was curious. New Year’s Resolutions always fascinate me since many are made and few are followed. According to an ABC News research poll here are the top five New Year's resolutions for 2016: 5-Save More-Spend Less 4-Spend More Time with Family and Friends 3-Lose Weight
- [Miss Colombia Should be Crowned Miss World Peace of the Universe](https://janeherlong.com/miss-colombia-should-be-crowned-miss-world-peace-of-the-universe/) - I could not resist sharing this funny photo but the reality is Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez acted with grace and dignity when the Miss Universe crown was literary removed from her head...ouch! Ariadna Gutierrez could have reacted like this picture but she chose to be a class act. Those of us who have competed in
- [Why I Bought a Fake Christmas Tree](https://janeherlong.com/why-i-bought-a-fake-christmas-tree/) - There comes a time when one eats the words of the infamous saying, “I will never, ever……” and adopt another saying, ”never say never…” The decision to buy a fake tree does not happen overnight. Most of the time is it a series of events leading up to the decision-making moment. Why I bought a
- [Read Your Choice on How to View Life](https://janeherlong.com/read-your-choice-on-how-to-view-life/) - I was very taken with this poem on our perspective of life that Thomas shared with me. It is your choice how to view life. You will be inspired by the wisdom in this writing. How do you look at your life? Today was absolutely the worse day ever. And don’t try to convince me
- [The Way Forgiveness Works](https://janeherlong.com/the-way-forgiveness-works/) - I wrote my book, “Bury Me with my Pearls” from a personal journey using the analogy of a pearl. The book grew out of a chapter about forgiveness entitled, “The Dark Pearl." Here is an excerpt from the chapter addressing forgiveness: We all dread those times when a dark pearl is added to our strand
- [Beauty Pageant World … Humor in the ER](https://janeherlong.com/beauty-pageant-world-humor-in-the-er/) - “Just when you think the worst is over...” I told my audience at Ashley River Baptist Church concerning my last 24-hours of stress. I tried to make the events sound funny and stress what a great job I did handling issues. Little did I know that the events to come in “pageant world” would make the
- [The Faith of Charleston African-Americans](https://janeherlong.com/the-faith-of-charleston-african-americans/) - My eyes filled with tears when listening to the family members of the Charleston shooting victims talk to Dylann Roof at his bond hearing. The only way these African-American families and the rest of us can possibly forgive this young man is through the power of the Holy Spirit. This is the way of forgiveness; it
- [Holy Victim City- Charleston Shooting](https://janeherlong.com/holy-victim-city-charleston-shooting/) - Those of us who were reared in Charleston continue to be heart-broken with the horrific details of the nine murders Wednesday evening. Hearing the words, "the city of Charleston" mentioned over and over again is surreal. This unspeakble act of terror does not fit the personality of Charleston; nothing makes sense. Charleston is a beautiful,
- [Future Farmers of America- Amazing Leaders](https://janeherlong.com/future-farmers-of-america-amazing-leaders/) - This past week I was honored to recapture my unforgettable experience of speaking for the National Future Farmers of America last October in Louisville, KY. I spoke for South Carolina FFA and Alabama FFA entitling my speech, “Don’t Throw Tomatoes at my Field of Dreams.” As always, these young people are set apart from the stereo-type
- [TransJENNER of Bruce Jenner](https://janeherlong.com/transjenner-of-bruce-jenner/) - Some people decide to "switch teams" while others "switch teams" and decide to look like the other team. Such is the case with Bruce Jenner. Opinions are flying all over the place. Most folks are not afraid to express how they feel-both positive and negative. There is only one person who knows more about this
- [The Death of Common Sense](https://janeherlong.com/the-death-of-common-sense/) - Why is it that…… On a plastic dry-cleaning bag you read: THIS IS NOT A TOY. Liquid Draino’s directions….DO NOT DRINK We yell at our children to stop yelling… The host of the Bachelor appears at the Rose Ceremony with one rose left and says, “There is one rose left.” Or we feel sorry for
- [Three Ways to Honor Your Mother After She has Passed Away](https://janeherlong.com/three-ways-to-honor-your-mother-after-she-has-passed-away/) - My mother died in 2009 and this time of year, close to Mother’s Day, is always a challenge for me. Here are three things I do to honor my mother on Mother’s Day. 1-Share a Life Lesson Tell someone, maybe a stranger, something special about your mother and a life-lesson she taught you. My mother,
- [Momma's Pink Hair Pick- Remembering My Mother on Mother's Day](https://janeherlong.com/mommas-pink-hair-pick-remembering-my-mother-on-mothers-day/) - In honor of Mother’s Day, I am sharing one of my favorite stories from my book, “Bury Me With My Pearls”. This award-winning book (SCP Book of the Year) is on sale and only .99 and a great Mother's Day gift! Enjoy this book that is dedicated to my mother, Eleanor McElveen Jenkins. Momma’s Pink Hair
- [Mother’s Day Tribute of Encouragement and Humor](https://janeherlong.com/mothers-day-tribute-of-encouragement-and-humor-2/) - Mother’s Day is rapidly approaching and one thing I miss about my mother was her gift of encouragement. After my mother died I have said many times that a mother is the last person who will defend you regardless of your circumstances. I have jokingly said if I called her and told her that I
- [Chad Hymas Reminds Us to Put Family First](https://janeherlong.com/chad-hymas-reminds-us-to-put-family-first/) - Chad Hymas was our speaker this past weekend for the Carolinas Chapter of the National Speakers Association meeting. Chad’s presentation was amazing and inspiring - truly from the heart of a champion. Because of Chad’s physical condition, he had to wake up at 4 AM to be ready for our 9 AM meeting. Chad's passion
- [Speaking Engagement ... An Evening of Laugher and Tears](https://janeherlong.com/speaking-engagement-an-evening-of-laugher-and-tears/) - I was the speaker for Covenant Care Services, a Christian adoption agency for middle Georgia. My dream speaking engagement is sharing my humor and singing with just this type of group. These women have hearts of gold as they educate young women about adoption. The leadership team led by Former First Lady of Georgia
- [Time Management-How to Wisely Use Your Time](https://janeherlong.com/time-management-how-to-wisely-use-your-time/) - Thanks to Penny Hunt, speaker and author for this fabulous blog! Is it better to arrive late – or ugly? Arriving late is just another way of saying, “My schedule is more important that yours.” Arriving ugly is like wearing a sign that says, “You’re not worth the effort.” It is a terrible choice to
- [Save the Church from Evil Spirits](https://janeherlong.com/save-church-evil-spirits/) - Speaking in LA is always a treat; not Los Angeles but Lower Alabama. I was at an event filled with fun-loving men and women. The conversation shifted to the local news, “Y’all hear about that little-ole country church that burned yesterday?” “Thank the Lord, that church has been abandoned for years.” “Yes,” responded one of
- [National Wild Turkey Federation; Passion for our Environment](https://janeherlong.com/national-wild-turkey-federation-passion-environment/) - I had the privilege of singing the National Anthem for the Thirty-Ninth Annual National Wild Turkey Federation this week in Nashville at the Opryland Hotel. This organization is located in Edgefield County and has changed the complexion of our county. The theme, Save the Habitat-Save the Hunt, was front and center for the entire convention.
- [My Blessing Through Grief](https://janeherlong.com/blessing-grief/) - A copy of “Bury Me with my Pearls” was resting on my coffee table; it seemed to beckon … “take me with you.” It was like a divine voice was speaking to me. I threw the book into my suitcase and quickly zipped the bag, and off we went to Charleston. I had a strange
- [Women Need Girlfriends](https://janeherlong.com/women-need-girlfriends/) - A young wife sat on a sofa on a hot humid day, drinking iced tea and visiting with her mother. As they talked about life, about marriage, about the responsibilities of life and the obligations of adulthood, the mother clinked the ice cubes in her glass thoughtfully and turned a clear, sober glance upon her daughter...
- [Illumination Book Award Made My Southern Momma Proud](https://janeherlong.com/made-southern-momma-proud/) - What a thrill to have my book receive the top award in Spirituality from the Jenkins Group. “Bury Me with My Pearls” received a Gold Illumination Award. There were books from 28 countries entered in the competition. I was honored, surprised … and kinda shocked at the same time. The Illumination Book Award made my Southern
- [Attitude is Everything When it Comes to Selling a Wedding Dress](https://janeherlong.com/attitude-everything-comes-selling-wedding-dress/) - Little girls dream of this day; walking down a flower-laden isle decorated with pink rose petals. Trumpet Volunteer heralds the bride’s journey to meet the man of her dreams. Ahhh, romance … Snap out of it. It’s all about the dress, Cinderella! Our sweet daughter Caroline called with the grand announcement of her boyfriend/ fiancé’s
- [Holidays with the Ho, Ho, Ho's](https://janeherlong.com/holidays-ho-ho-hos/) - Having the ability to laugh at yourself is a gift, especially at the Holidays. God help those who don't know how. One of the best gifts we can give ourselves is permission to laugh; especially when you can laugh at yourself. Even better, allow a good hardy snort every now and again. A few years
- [Do You Celebrate Life's Moments?](https://janeherlong.com/celebrate-moments/) - We all have celebrated moments that are unforgettable. We freeze special times and make sure we will never forget a treasured experience. We celebrate milestones in our lives like marriage and the birth of babies. There are also unforgettable moments that are afforded to us through hard work and never giving up on the
- [FFA-Passion and Purpose to Make a Difference](https://janeherlong.com/ffa-passion-purpose-make-difference/) - I wish you had been there … 60,000 outstanding young men and women gathered in Louisville, Kentucky for the 87th Annual Future Farmers of America Convention. One day, these young people will take over this country. These students are leaders; they are innovative and savvy. They are thought leaders, excellent communicators and have a passion
- [National FFA- Great Youth Who GO ALL OUT!](https://janeherlong.com/national-ffa-great-youth-go/) - Have you ever had a dream come true? Wednesday morning I will fly to Louisville, Kentucky as the closing speaker for the National FFA Convention. Their theme is Go All Out. There will be around 60,000 of America’s finest youth attending the Future Farmers of America or FFA Convention. @nationalffa Friday evening, October 31 at 7:48 PM
- [Bud Walpole Does the Right Thing-Not Racism](https://janeherlong.com/bud-walpole-right-thing-racism/) - When my cousin called and told me about Bud Walpole being fired from coaching due to claims of racism, I sounded like an owl, “Who?” Who?” I asked. I, like many who have known Bud all of our lives, was stunned. Bud Walpole is one of the kindest Christian gentlemen I have ever known. If
- [My Ta-Tas Fell on 9/11; Breast Cancer Awareness](https://janeherlong.com/ta-tas-fell-911-breast-cancer-awareness/) - My sister had breast cancer. It was a shock to all of us since this was a first for the women in the family. The one thing that I observed as my sister dealt with this aggressive form of breast cancer was her ability to laugh and have a positive attitude. The title of this
- [A Little Over 12¢ a Tittie-Breast Cancer Awareness](https://janeherlong.com/little-12¢-tittie-breast-cancer-awareness/) - Yes, there are some stories that cannot be made-up. While shopping at our local grocery store, I was asked if I was Jane Herlong. “Yes,” I answered. “I LOVE your book,” said the stranger. I was delighted since my latest book, “Bury Me with My Pearls” had become an Amazon Best-seller and I was riding
- [The ISIS War is a Personal Reminder](https://janeherlong.com/isis-war-personal-reminder/) - Remember the counterculture era soul song from 1969 entitled, "War?” It was an anti-Vietnam War protest song and a timely reminder that no one likes war. However, there are times when a line must be drawn in the sand and enough is enough. America has been watching the brutality of ISIS and this group of
- [Advice for Youth from “Diamond” Lillian Hughes](https://janeherlong.com/advice-diamond-lillian-hughes/) - “What advice for youth would you share?” I posted this question on Facebook last week. The answer is important to me since I am the closing speaking for Future Farmers of America October 31 LIVE on Rural 345 Direct TV. @NationalFFA My answer came the following day when I sat in First Baptist Church in
- [Miss America 2014 Sang a Solo with a Solo Cup](https://janeherlong.com/miss-america-cup-crown/) - Like millions or just a half million (maybe this is the problem) who watched the Miss America pageant we observed Miss New York sit on the stage crossed-legged and sing a simple song while playing a large plastic drinking cup. Only minutes later, we watched as this same young woman was named Miss America.
- [The Beautiful Ugly of Low Tide](https://janeherlong.com/beautiful-ugly-low-tide/) - When I was a child my daddy would put his beloved boat, The Never-No II into the water by way of the family boat ramp into Abbapoola Creek. This ramp is still a tradition that is enjoyed by many family members today. Daddy was a skilled boater and knew every bank and oyster bed as
- [Not a Laughing Matter-The Death of Robin Williams](https://janeherlong.com/laughing-matter-death-robin-williams/) - I, like many of you heard in disbelief the horrible news of the death of Robin Williams. He was truly a national treasure for many decades. I remember laughing at the sitcom “Mork and Mindy” and years later giggling with my children as we watched “Hook” and “Mrs. Doubtfire.” Robin Williams’ death is no laughing
- [Read Madea's Advice: Understand Relationships](https://janeherlong.com/read-madea-shares-understand-relationships/) - This is so brilliant that I had to share this advice on friendship from Madea (aka Tyler Perry). Madea is a character developed by Perry based on his mother and aunt and from watching Eddie Murphy perform. One of Madea’s comedy bits is about understanding relationships. Using the analogy of a trees, “Madea” says that
- [Life's not Fair...Think About the Ta-tas](https://janeherlong.com/life-fair-2/) - If I had a dollar for every time I said, "life's not fair," to my children, I would be "sittin' pretty." You, too? How do you explain to a crying young child that this is what to expect FOREVER. Things will happen that just are not good or fair or right. This is the
- [Change-Why We Do Not Like it](https://janeherlong.com/like-change/) - We are mostly creatures of habit and change is not in our genre. But change will come along and try our souls. It starts at a young age when us adolescent girls get a couple of physical "wake up" calls. In my book, dedicated to the fight again breast cancer, "What Ta-Tas Teach Us" (Free download
- [Tough Times; How to Handle Them](https://janeherlong.com/tough-times/) - Our Sunday School lesson was about being positive during tough times. One of members shared a story about how God answered his prayer during his experience at boot camp. He prayed that the Lord would help him through those tough weeks. It was indeed a miracle when he saw a message from God on this
- [Ta-Tas and Pearl Friends](https://janeherlong.com/ta-tas-and-pearl-friends/) - Check out my new book cover and the "What Ta-Tas Teach US" free ebook coming soon! "Bury Me with My Pearls" Click Below for "Bury Me with My Pearls" ebook for .99 June 14-20 www.amazon.com/dp/B00GOZO93E The month of May was a constant reminder of great life lessons from “pearl friends.” It also had some challenges;
- [How to be a Successful Woman](https://janeherlong.com/successful-woman/) - This is so simple and yet so profound....and true. Successful women know the secret: sometimes you wear "tattoos." Sometimes you wear pearls. Successful women know how, when and where to wear both. Click here for more of Jane's funny stuff. Now...get to work and make it happen. About Jane- Humorist, Amazon “Best-Selling” author and
- [Some of our Best Pearl Friends are Guys](https://janeherlong.com/best-pearl-friends-guys/) - God bless those wonderful men in our lives who love and support us. I have a wonderful husband, a son who is loads of fun AND I have pearl friends who are guys….like Freddy Davis. I am so thankful that I have been able to add pearls of wisdom from great relationships from dear guy
- [The Gay Football Kiss](https://janeherlong.com/gay-football-kiss/) - I saw my friend Suzie Humphreys on FOX News last night concerning the kiss seen around the world. Suzie and I have shared the stage many times and I always appreciate her good common sense. One of the women on her talk show was okay with The Kiss and the other person was not.
- [Tie a Pink Ribbon for Breast Cancer Awareness Around my Heart](https://janeherlong.com/tie-pink-ribbon-breast-cancer-awareness-around-heart/) - The room was decorated in high fashion with beauty and elegance. The stunning table decorations paled in comparison to the hearts of sisterhood joined together in High Point, NC for their Annual Pink Ribbon Luncheon. These are my people and as a humorist speaker I would speak to every single Pink Ribbon group across the
- [My Mother's Day Gift: Storytelling](https://janeherlong.com/mothers-day-gift-storytelling/) - What an honor for my friend Patricia Fripp to share this story from my book, "Bury Me With My Pearls"; especially with Mother's Day is approaching. My mother helped me develop many gifts but her humor and way of looking at life's circumstances were priceless. Enjoy this wonderful story about telling stories and the precious
- [A Girlfriend is a Genuine Pearl in Our Life](https://janeherlong.com/girlfriends-genuine-pearls-life/) - You know the drill; our husbands are so tired of hearing our rant about this and that. What do we do when we need someone to listen and help us deal? Call a girlfriend. A girlfriend is a genuine pearl in our life. I love these special women because they accept me and celebrate
- [How to be a Successful Opening Speaker](https://janeherlong.com/successful-opening-speaker/) - This spot on the program is so important since the opening keynote speaker sets the tone for the conference. After years of speaking, I have isolated what I believe meeting planners look for in an opening keynote speaker and how you can be a successful opening speaker. Why Should I Give this Opening Speaker
- [How to Enhance Your Writing Career](https://janeherlong.com/enhance-writing-career-jane-jenkins-herlong/) - Tucked away in the “desire of my heart” was writing. This desire could have come to screeching halt when my English college professor handed me the bright red “F” on my first English writing assignment. As a professional speaker, back of the room sales and product development is always important, so I gave my first
- [How to Write Funny Stuff](https://janeherlong.com/write-funny-stuff/) - Several years ago, I was asked to write a humor article for our local paper. I had the task of writing every week for many years. Sadly, like most local publications, the paper was discontinued. The good news is that I have profited financially and used those articles for many other purposes:
- [I Gave Up Stress for Lent](https://janeherlong.com/gave-stress-lent/) - A simple phone call pushed me over the edge. In a matter of minutes, my beautiful day filled with sunshine, pedicures, hair-dos and shopping was not the fun day I had planned. Now stress was added to my agenda. UGGGHHH. Have you ever been there? Then the thought hit me and I made a decision;
- [Where is the Caboose?  Is There an End to my Problem?](https://janeherlong.com/caboose-end-problem-2/) - As a child, I remember the fun of counting cars and looking for the end of the train. Finally, I could see the little red caboose in the distance and I knew the wait was almost over. As I grew older, the sight of the smaller red car was a welcomed relief. I was tired
- [Can you Find the Funny in Dysfunction?](https://janeherlong.com/can-find-funny-dysfunction/) - Dysfunction is not funny but we can find the fun in it. How do you process the junk in your life? There are so many issues that we call dysfunction; from family (that’s the big winner) to every day events that trigger unhealthy emotions. The question is still; can you find the funny in dysfunction?
- [Parenting; The 24-Hour Job That Never Ends](https://janeherlong.com/parenting-24-hour-job-never-ends/) - On July the 7th, 1988, my mother said, “Tomorrow you will become a mother; from that day forward, your life is not your own.” Boy, was she right! Then twenty-two months later, another child was born…and then there were two. I quickly learned some valuable info being a parent. No doubt that parenting is the
- [Susan Connelly's Purple Casket; Live Life to the Fullest](https://janeherlong.com/susanconnellys-purple-casket/) - Susan Connelly is someone I refer to as my “pearl-friend.” Since the release of my book, “Bury Me With My Pearls” I like to remember those "jewels" who have added meaning to my strand of pearls called, life. Susan was one of those treasured women. She was "buried with her pearls," and Susan Connelly's purple
- [Laughing Yourself to Death](https://janeherlong.com/laughing-death/) - I had heard of the dreaded occasions when people in your audience “fall-out.” It is one scary moment when you hear, “Stop! Is there a doctor? Call 911!” I was in the middle of a punch line when someone in my audience just fell over. I could not tell who it was. The good news
- [Rescue Dogs Who Rescued Me](https://janeherlong.com/blackie-rescue-dog-rescued/) - It was a gift from God; a beautiful black dog showed up one day at our home on Johns Island. I was a ten-year-old tomboy and nothing was more exciting to me than walking around the farm exploring. “Blackie” and I bonded. She became my best-friend and constant companion. The term “rescue dog” was not
- [Tootsie’s Biscuits:  Soul Food](https://janeherlong.com/tootsies-biscuits-souls-food/) - I run into the house and search for the green roll holder with the little black top that has been glued on for at least 20 years. If it is not resting on the middle of the table in the place of honor, then it has to be on the counter next to the toaster
- [What Life Lessons Did You Learn in 2013?](https://janeherlong.com/2013-teach/) - Every year that passes, I hope I have become wiser and learn great lessons. December becomes such a blur that January is when I think about these milestones. Here are a few lessons I learned in 2013; I hope you made a list, too. What life lessons did you learn in 2013? 1-Make Yourself Take
- [The Long Branches of the Historic Angel Oak Tree](https://janeherlong.com/long-branches-historic-angel-oak-tree/) - Do you have a good/bad? Think about it. What strength do you have that can also be a weakness if not handled properly?
- [Walk Beside Those Who Celebrate Your Dreams](https://janeherlong.com/walk-beside-celebrate-dreams/)
- [Empowering Words from Great Leaders](https://janeherlong.com/empowering-words-great-leaders/) - This weekend Thomas and I were treated to the National Speakers Association/Carolinas Chapter being held at High Point University. My friend, Nido Qubein was the host and speaker for the morning session. Our association was again given more great information in the afternoon session by Pete Weissman. Pete is a speechwriter to Senators and several
- [Win a Kindle Fire HD Display, 7", WI-FI, 8 GB](https://janeherlong.com/win-kindle-fire-hd-display-7-wi-fi-8-gb/) - Kick the New Year off with a chance to win a Kindle Fire HD 7", HD Display, Wi-Fi, 8 GB! Read below for how to enter! See post at www.facebook.com/PearlsofLaughter. Thank you for helping "Bury Me with My Pearls" become a "Best-Seller" for 8 weeks and counting! CONTEST RULES! 1. Share PUBLICLY (has
- [Do We Lose Jesus?](https://janeherlong.com/lose-jesus/) - The thought hit me of how God uses all of us in His way with the birth of Jesus. Are you one of the guys with the cool clothes with the high IQ who studied at an Ivy League School? Or are you a talker; you just want to tell everybody the news. Maybe you
- [It’s Okay to Not Want to Be a Christmas Donkey](https://janeherlong.com/okay-want-christmasdonkey/) - Been there, done that. I remember the stress of hoping and praying that our children would “act right.” UUUGHHH. But little Banks decided that enough is enough…..get my _________out of here. (You can fill in the blanks). In the midst of the beautiful angelic host and Wisemen, little Banks reminds us that it’s okay to not
- [Christmas in Small Towns](https://janeherlong.com/christmasinsmalltowns/) - Christmas in these parts is quite entertaining. Ever since the town of Edgefield has been playing Christmas music in the square I feel like Strom is putting on a show. I park my car, hear the music, glance towards the square and for just a second I feel like Strom is singing. I know
- [My Mother's Funny Advice!!!](https://janeherlong.com/mothers-funny-advice/)
- [Gift Idea for your Best Pearl-friends!](https://janeherlong.com/gift-idea-best-pearl-friends/)
- [Good Grief:  Death and Dying](https://janeherlong.com/good-grief-death-dying/) - When I was in college, I took a class called, On Death and Dying, based on a book by Elisabeth Kubler-Ross. It was interesting but I dreaded actually experiencing heart-breaking loss. Losing an animal was always tough but I knew I needed to understand good grief when it came to death and dying. With respect
- [Friends Who Make You Snort; Joe Lee](https://janeherlong.com/god-love-joe-lee-friends/) - When I say the word, "snort" I am not referring to drugs. I am talking about deep uncontrollable hysteria. This is why I love to connect with my friends who make me laugh so hard I snort. And one of my favorite laughing buds is Joe Lee. #pearlsbook I love the quote; “Friendship is like a
- [Prissy in a Wardrobe: My Perspective](https://janeherlong.com/prissy-wardrobe-perspectiv/) - There are some movie lines that will never die and some stories that will live on forever. Just say those quotable magic words from a poem, book, movie or song and you don’t need to say another word. It is an “ah-ha” moment. It reminds me of that famous line from the movie Dirty Dancing,
- [The Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving 2013](https://janeherlong.com/dysfunctional-family-thanksgiving-2013/) - Let’s face it, there are many folks in families who will be popping a Valium or other drugs to get through the Holidays . Oh, yes. In honor of these brave family members, I have written a new parody to the tune of the hit song, We are Family, by Sister Sledge. The dysfunctional family Thanksgiving
- [Starting Out Pitiful;  God is Good ALL the Time](https://janeherlong.com/starting-pitiful-god-good-time/) - The phrase used to be, “Bless your heart.” For more serious cases this expression has been upgraded to, “God love her.” You can start out pitiful but God is good all the time! Irritants can be a great gift. Many outstanding feats have been accomplished when adversity is present. Academically, I struggled. I was placed in
- [Yes, You Can Make an “F" in English 101 and Write Best-Selling Books](https://janeherlong.com/yes-can-make-f-english-101-write-best-selling-book/) - Knock me over; it happened. “Bury Me with My Pearls,” made it all the way to Number 35 on Amazon and listed as a Hot New Release. Yes, you can make an “F” in English 101 and write Best-Selling Books. God is so good to protect this book and help it survive the Typhoon in
- [Life's Journey: Grow Your Pearls, Wear Your Pearls, Share Your Pearls](https://janeherlong.com/lifes-journey-grow-pearls-wear-pearls-share-pearls/) - A ten year book project, "Bury Me with My Pearls," will be available on Amazon tomorrow. Thank you for sharing this book since it is a "ministry opportunity" for me to help others who need emotion help and encouragement. Life's journey is to: grow your pearls, wear your pearls and share your pearls. #pearlsbook Isn't
- [Families: If the Old Kitchen Table Could Talk](https://janeherlong.com/families-old-kitchen-table-talk/) - As I began writing my book, Bury Me with My Pearls, I knew there had to be a chapter on families and children. Dusting my kitchen table gave me the perfect story since I noticed marks and scratches all over one part of its surface. On closer examination, I saw some beautiful reminders of
- [You May Die Laughing While Learning How to Live](https://janeherlong.com/you-may-die-laughing-while-learning-how-to-live/) - On November 12, 2013, a long awaited event happens; the release of my newest book through Lighthouse Publishing, “Bury Me with My Pearls: Humor with a Spiritual Twist.” I like to say it like this: you may die laughing while learning how to live. # Pearlsbook This book has been quite a journey. I began
- [I Won Miss America's Boyfriend](https://janeherlong.com/i-won-miss-americas-boyfriend/) - “I hope you win.” I said. “Oh,” said Miss Mississippi, “I’m gonna win. I know this is what our Lord has prepared for me.” It was a moment when I knew I was in the middle of something big. On the Miss America stage I met Miss Mississippi and she won the title of Miss
- [Miss Sally Hanckel Empowered Us](https://janeherlong.com/miss-sally-hanckel-empowered-us/) - These words were just shared with me by my dear friend, Leize Willis. Leize called and told me that our wonderful mentor and straight-shooting friend, had passed away. If anyone reading this blog knew Miss Sally Hanckel, you understand. Miss Sally helped both Leize and me through the "dark pearls" I mention in my book,
- [Wisdom from IHOP: Never too Old to Have it All](https://janeherlong.com/wisdom-from-ihop-never-too-late-to-have-it-all/) - I am getting to the age when age messages bother me. How special when AARP starts to inform you that you are almost 50 and can finally have the coveted AARP card. Ode’ to joy. AND they start informing you months prior to the big event. While eating breakfast the other morning I glanced down
- [Funny Stuff that Makes Us Laugh Out Loud](https://janeherlong.com/funny-stuff-that-makes-us-laugh-out-loud/) - I am radar for humor. I just love a good laugh and a good story. In my new book, “Bury Me with My Pearls” I have a section entitled, “The Precious Pearls of Laughter.” Another way to say it in Pearl language is irregular pearls or funny stuff that makes us laugh out loud. I
- [Hormones](https://janeherlong.com/hormones/) - It just happens. There is that special moment in a women’s life when you say, “I’m done.” You may be standing in line at Wal-Mart or sitting in traffic. All of a sudden you become someone you declared you would NEVER become: THEM. What made you change? One word: Hormones. This why I was so
- [Friends Who are our Pearls- Naomi Rhode](https://janeherlong.com/a-jewel-of-a-friend-naomi-rhode/) - Some people we just meet and there are some people who become our friends who had us at HELLO. That is how I feel about my buddy, Naomi Rhode. I decided to highlight some friends who are“pearls” in my life and one is Naomi Rhode. I asked Naomi to write a testimonial for my new book,
- [Confronting Negativity with Humor and Grace](https://janeherlong.com/confronting-negativity-with-grace-and-humor/) - We all have to deal with negative people, situations and unpleasant events. We have all been affected by dysfunction. The question is how do we function in dysfunction? We have a choice; act like Jerry Springer or C-Span. I choose to confront negativity with humor and grace . You may even call it Amazing Grace.
- [Facebook? I’m so Old I Need a Ouija Board to Contact My Friends.](https://janeherlong.com/facebook-im-so-old-i-need-a-ouija-board-to-contact-my-friends/) - I love listening to the wisdom of my older friends. There is a wealth of information and insight that only older folks understand. In my new book, “Bury Me with My Pearls,” I talk about those precious pearls of wisdom. Here is a good one: “Facebook? I’m so old I need a Ouija Board to
- [My Mama and Her “Pearls” of Wisdom](https://janeherlong.com/my-mama-and-her-pearls-of-wisdom/) - My new book, Bury Me with My Pearls, will be released November 12, 2013. This book is a treasure of humor, memories and spiritual truths in memory of my mother, Eleanor McElveen Jenkins. My tag line is, You May Die Laughing While Learn how to Live. This book is my tribute to my Mama and
- [Miss America and Social Media Cowards](https://janeherlong.com/miss-america-and-social-media-cowards/) - Last week many commented on the annual Miss America Pageant. It was held in Convention Center in Atlantic City, New Jersey like it was at its genesis. As always, the competition consisted of swimwear, gown, some talents (thank God) and interview. Historically, there is always some controversy and this year was no exception. The
- [My Impression of Miss America 2014](https://janeherlong.com/my-reflections-on-the-miss-america-pageant/) - On the Boardwalk in Atlantic City……welcome home, Miss America. Glad to have you back. I will be honest, Miss America won my viewing preference but it was tough to record my favorite show, “Breaking Bad.” Then I thought if only a Miss America contestant’s talent was making Crystal Meth…….shame on me. Here is my impression
- [A Dose of Glamour and a Slice Humble Pie](https://janeherlong.com/a-dose-of-glamour-and-a-slice-humble-pie/) - Do you ever feel like that Mary Carpenter song entitled, “Sometimes You’re the Windshield, Sometimes You’re the Bug?” This is life in a nutshell. There will be those days when you have your act together and then the days when “the dawg does not hunt.” I think it keeps us in balance.Recently, I had a
- [Southern Traditions: No White Shoes after Labor Day](https://janeherlong.com/no-white-shoes-after-labor-day/) - The Sunday after Labor Day, Caroline ran down the stairs on her way to church. I stared at her feet in disbelief. “Caroline!” I exclaimed. “Your shoes! " The tone in my voice was as dramatic as if a robber had broken into the house. “Oh, Mama! I forgot." She ran upstairs and reappeared wearing
- [Life Lessons from the Rat at Disney World](https://janeherlong.com/life-lessons-from-the-rat-at-disney-world/) - It was truly a magical moment. With days of happy faces, Mickey Mouse treats, and children topped with hats resembling Disney characters, we saw a rat. We were standing in the middle of Epcot's Italy when all of a sudden a rat made a surprise appearance. I was reminded of some timeless life lessons from
- [Don’t Smoke Weed in a Beauty Pageant](https://janeherlong.com/dont-smoke-weed-in-a-beauty-pageant/) - I was a contestant in the Miss Coastal Carolina Fair pageant. Another fellow contestant was so nervous; she told me that she had smoked some pot to try to relax. I knew something was wrong; she acted more like a Space Queen instead of contestant for the Fair Queen. Ironically, she was contestant number
- [My Love/Hate Relationship with Spanx](https://janeherlong.com/my-lovehate-relationship-with-spanx/) - "Are you wearing Spanx?” is code for saying, “You need some help controlling your fat.” Of course then the “muffin top” becomes an issue. Oh, not to worry. Spanx now has invented a body suit. Yes, I have a love/hate relationship with Spanx. After so long, it is possible to have a blow-out in your
- [A Lesson from Aunt Naomi's Pig; Never Give Up](https://janeherlong.com/a-lesson-from-aunt-naomis-pig-never-give-up/) - Years ago, we had a pig in the community of Harmony that became a pest. Ironically, this pig was making our community everything but harmonious. The pig came out of nowhere and had been living in our yards for a month or so. It rotated from home to home; I guess you could say it was a
- [Beauty Queen Bra Pads and Breast Implants](https://janeherlong.com/beauty-queen-pads-and-implants/) - Enjoy my attached funny YouTube video, too! I guess you are wondering how I made it all the way to The Miss America Pageant. I am not exactly 26-23-36. But there are these lovely little helpers that can give you the hour glass figure needed to compete. You can fake it at Miss America but
- [My Mary Kay Party From Hell](https://janeherlong.com/my-mary-kay-party-from-hell-2/) - I looked at the address and knew I was traveling to a bad part of town. But still I proceeded. I told the hostess to have the party in a cool room and serve refreshments to the guests. When I arrived, I knew we were in trouble. The “party” was in a room filled with
- [I Sold Mary Kay…..Great company; Bad Decision for Me](https://janeherlong.com/i-sold-mary-kay-great-company-bad-decision-for-me/) - Have you ever made a decision that was not in your best interest? I made a decision to become a Mary Kay Consultant in a weak moment. Let me state that this is a wonderful company and I have known many excellent women who have had great careers with Mary Kay Cosmetics. Although Mary Kay
- [Billy’s Funeral Home- Miss America Pageant Memories](https://janeherlong.com/billys-funeral-home-miss-america-pageant-memories/) - In the “minor league” pageants there are normally 4 categories on the judges’ ballots: poise, smile, projection, and overall appearance. It does not take a genius to figure out that poise is smile, projection and overall appearance. In fact, poise is everything. I learn how to perfect my beauty queen walk and talk at Billy’s
- [Big Fear of the Unknown](https://janeherlong.com/big-fear-of-the-unknown/) - We spent a few days in the Lowcountry enjoying the water and beautiful wildlife this past week. As we were traveling down Hut Creek in the Jon Boat, we hit something in the water. It sounded like a giant ugly stump that had the potential of sinking the boat. I said to Thomas, “Something scary
- [Breast Cancer and Ta-Ta Lesson Number 12](https://janeherlong.com/breast-cancer-and-ta-ta-lessons-number-12/) - I love this Ta-Ta lesson from my book, "What Ta-Tas Teach Us," since we all have things in our lives we need to get rid of. My sister got rid of her Ta-Tas because they would have killed her since she had a very aggressive type of breast cancer. The doctor told her that by
- [Learning from Ta-Tas and Fighting Breast Cancer](https://janeherlong.com/surviving-infertility-with-a-fertile-sense-of-humor/) - My sister had breast cancer. Before this discovery, she had chosen to stop having her yearly screenings. After my sister's breast cancer was detected , she eventually opted to have a double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery. Her mastectomy could have been avoided if she continued to have mammograms; the best way to fight breast
- [Remembering “Miss” Shellie's" Gifts and her Christian Love](https://janeherlong.com/remembering-miss-shelli/) - My Harmony church family always hosts bridal showers for our members. One Sunday afternoon before one of our bridal celebrations, my mind drifted back to the Harmony UMC ladies of yester-year and one dear soul in particular, “Miss” Shellie Matheny. I love remembering Miss Shellie's gifts since her present not the most expensive but always
- [The Wedding Proposal](https://janeherlong.com/the-wedding-proposal/) - I answered my cell phone standing in the checkout line at Lowe's. The voice on the other end was my Caroline. “Momma, where is Daddy? Where is Holmes? I need to tell you-all something!” She was so excited, her words were running together. I knew instantly what was going on. “Caroline,” I said. “Are you
- [Ringtones say Volumes](https://janeherlong.com/ringtones-say-volumes/) - It all started years ago when my tech-savvy son, Holmes said, “Hey, Mom, call my phone. I want you to hear my ringtone for you.” I did as he requested and heard the Charlie Brown sound imitating parents talking. For those who have never heard the sound, it is completely inaudible. It is like saying,
- [Vacation Lessons from Cancun](https://janeherlong.com/vacation-lessons-from-cancun/) - Some may think this post is about the “do’s” and “don’ts” of traveling in Mexico but not really. I will have to admit with all the talk about crime and kidnapping in that country, I was concerned. I knew that being constantly worried would ruin our trip. But God in His mercy taught me an
- [Senior Moments of Humor](https://janeherlong.com/senior-moments-magical-and-funny/) - There are just those magical and funny moments that audience members share with you that cannot be made up. These moments are just filled with humor. I knew this was gonna be a doozy when I heard, “This story is funnier than snuff and not quite as dusty….” I was making the point that
- [Lowcountry Tides and Life Changes](https://janeherlong.com/lowcountry-tides-and-the-changes-in-life-2/) - Memorial Day weekend ushers in the official beginning of summer. Along with the obvious tribute to our brave men and women in the armed forces, the sun seems a little hotter and the water temperature is not as cool. As a Lowcountry girl, I can relate to how the changes in the tides reminds me
- [Momma's Ten Commandments](https://janeherlong.com/it-was-moses-not-momma/) - I have been hearing an eternity of talk about the Ten Commandments recently. All of this took me back to my Third Grade Sunday School teacher, Miss Peggy Seabrook coupled with what I learned at home. Every Sunday morning, my Sunday School class would be greeted with Miss Peggy’s famous chant, “Good Monin’, Good Monin’,
- [The Songs of Change in Our Life](https://janeherlong.com/the-songs-in-our-life/) - Yesterday our daughter, Caroline graduated from Clemson University. We were experiencing another change in our family. Thomas and I were so proud and the legacies of our Clemson families made both of us emotional during the playing of the Alma Mater. It was that song that gave us both joy and tears. Since I am
- [Ten Tasks for a Healthy Life and Attitude](https://janeherlong.com/ten-tasks-for-a-healthy-life/) - Every day that is added to my life, these ten tasks become more important to me to developing a positive attitude. Although I am a humorist, I have found peace and comfort from some of these life lessons. I hope the same for you. 1. Forgive It does not matter what you story is. Don’t
- [Just Good Common Sense](https://janeherlong.com/just-good-common-sense/) - My good friend, Virginia Honeycutt sent me these timeless principles. I posted on Twitter several quotes and many of you asked me to resend. Enjoy! Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably
- [Everyone Should Consider Owning a Cat](https://janeherlong.com/everyone-should-consider-owning-a-cat/) - A friend of mine suggested I write an article about animals. I think I will take it a step further and write an article about man’s second best friend. Could it be about cats? Now before some of you balk at cat "tails", give me a chance to share some stories. A stranger asked
- [How to Handle Difficult People](https://janeherlong.com/how-to-handle-difficult-people/) - There are three things we can count on as we journey through this life: you will be born, you will die, and in-between those two dates, you will confront difficult people. I have not been very good at dealing with difficult people so I had to learn how. For many years I was a peacekeeper.
- [A Rock and a Clown Nose](https://janeherlong.com/a-rock-and-a-clown-nose/) - A Rock and a Clown Nose I have come to the realization that a rock and a clown nose represent principles of successful living. I discovered this life lesson at the funeral for my dear friend, Eileen Klein. As Eileen lay in her hospital bed nearing death’s door, she asked me to sing at her
- [Imagine That!](https://janeherlong.com/imagine-that/) - I spent two wonderful days in Georgetown, TX speaking to the Texas Baptist Weekday Education Association. The close to 1,000 attendees were nurturing women who deeply love children. The group had hearts as big as the Lone Star State. The conference theme was entitled, “Imagine That” based of the fabulous Christian song by Mercy Me,
- [Spanx, False Eyelashes, and a Spray-on Tan](https://janeherlong.com/spanx-false-eyelashes-and-a-spray-on-tan/) - I opened the letter from the Miss South Carolina Organization.It read, “Join us for the 75th Anniversary of the Miss South Carolina Pageant where we will honor you for your reign……” All of this translated in my mind to….”Jane, you have to lose 15 pounds, try to erase 20 years, buy a new gown, Spanx,
- [Lowcountry Tides and the Changes in Life](https://janeherlong.com/lowcountry-tides-and-the-changes-in-life/) - Memorial Day weekend ushers in the official beginning of summer. Along with the obvious tribute to our brave men and women in the armed forces, the sun seems a little hotter and the water temperature is not as cool. Sunscreen, bottles of water, bread, peanut butter, etc., are all on my list to take in
- [Families: If the Old Kitchen Table Could Talk](https://janeherlong.com/if-only-the-old-kitchen-table-could-talk/) - As I began writing my book, Bury Me with My Pearls, I knew there had to be a chapter on families and children. Dusting my kitchen table gave me the perfect story since I noticed marks and scratches all over one part of its surface. On closer examination, I saw some beautiful reminders of the
- [If Only the South Had Won the War-wa](https://janeherlong.com/if-only-the-south-had-won-the-war-wa/) - This is a story about Southern football at its finest. Tuesday before the first Clemson game, I did like every other Southern football mother/ wife and went to the grocery store to prepare for Clemson tailgating. I even Googled “tailgating foods”. “Get with it, Jane.” I told myself. “Your children are at Clemson now and

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