As I queued up for a Broadway ticket, it seemed like “SHUCKED” was the secret password everyone was whispering. Settling into my seat at the theater, my neighbor exclaimed, “Third time’s the charm – this show, Shucked musical is a laugh riot and filled with Southern humor!”
So, here are some zingers from the musical. But remember, it’s not just the lines – it’s how they’re served up that makes you burst into giggles!
Here are my TOP TEN from SHUCKED Musical!
- I think people in China must wonder what to call their good plates.
- No, Grandpa, a grave mistake was burying Grandma on a slope.
- These eyebrows may not be children but I’m going to RAISE them.
- Brother, remember when we were kids, building sand castles with grandma—until grandpa told us to put her back in the urn.
- Because after all, a paper plane that doesn’t fly is just stationery.
- What would your mother say if she were alive right now? “Get me out of this box”.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. So we’ll get to that.
- Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.
- He was head over heels, which is just standing upright.
- I never understood why they are called chicken tenders until I let one caress my face.
More Funny Lines from SHUCKED Musical!
–Mobster #1: “That horse tip you gave us came in at twenty-to-one.”; Gordy: “What’s wrong with that — those are great odds.”; Mobster #2: “All the other horses came in at 12:30!”
-Remember when I peed in the pool? The lifeguard yelled so loud I almost fell in.
–I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move.
-Like the lazy dentist said: brace yourself.
-I think if a movie is based on a true story, it’s probably true, just with ugly people.
-I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move.-It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries.
-I just passed a huge squirrel… which is odd because I don’t remember eating one.
-If you can pick up your dog, it’s probably a cat.
But keep in mind, it’s not merely about the lines themselves – it’s the zesty way they’re dished out that tickles your funny bone!
Meet Jane!
From farm fields to fame, Jane Jenkins Herlong is a Sirius XM Humorist and international best-selling author. Alongside Jeff Foxworthy, Ray Romano, and Jerry Seinfeld, her comedy is known far and wide.
Not just a funny lady, Jane is also an international best-selling author and member of the Speaker Hall of Fame. She’s churned out five award-winning books, each one more Southern-fried than the last. Her latest gem, “Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep Fried South,” is on the shelves of Cracker Barrel nationwide.
