Top 10 Hilarious Lines from SHUCKED Musical: A Broadway Comedy Gem

As I queued up for a Broadway ticket, it seemed like “SHUCKED” was the secret password everyone was whispering. Settling into my seat at the theater, my neighbor exclaimed, “Third time’s the charm – this show, Shucked musical is a laugh riot and filled with Southern humor!” 

So, here are some zingers from the musical. But remember, it’s not just the lines – it’s how they’re served up that makes you burst into giggles!

Here are my TOP TEN from SHUCKED Musical!

  1. I think people in China must wonder what to call their good plates.
  2. No, Grandpa, a grave mistake was burying Grandma on a slope.
  3. These eyebrows may not be children but I’m going to RAISE them.
  4. Brother, remember when we were kids, building sand castles with grandma—until grandpa told us to put her back in the urn.
  5. Because after all, a paper plane that doesn’t fly is just stationery.
  6. What would your mother say if she were alive right now? “Get me out of this box”.
  7. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. So we’ll get to that.
  8. Your grandma died doin’ what she loved…makin’ toast in the bathtub.
  9. He was head over heels, which is just standing upright.
  10. I never understood why they are called chicken tenders until I let one caress my face.

More Funny Lines from SHUCKED Musical!

–Mobster #1: “That horse tip you gave us came in at twenty-to-one.”; Gordy: “What’s wrong with that — those are great odds.”; Mobster #2: “All the other horses came in at 12:30!”
-Remember when I peed in the pool? The lifeguard yelled so loud I almost fell in.
–I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move.
-Like the lazy dentist said: brace yourself.
-I think if a movie is based on a true story, it’s probably true, just with ugly people.
-I think if you had time to take a bullet for someone, they had time to move.-It was an unsolved mystery, which are really just mysteries.
-I just passed a huge squirrel… which is odd because I don’t remember eating one.
-If you can pick up your dog, it’s probably a cat.

But keep in mind, it’s not merely about the lines themselves – it’s the zesty way they’re dished out that tickles your funny bone!

Meet Jane!

From farm fields to fame, Jane Jenkins Herlong is a Sirius XM Humorist and international best-selling author. Alongside Jeff Foxworthy, Ray Romano, and Jerry Seinfeld, her comedy is known far and wide.

Not just a funny lady, Jane is also an international best-selling author and member of the Speaker Hall of Fame. She’s churned out five award-winning books, each one more Southern-fried than the last. Her latest gem, “Sweet Tea Secrets from the Deep Fried South,” is on the shelves of Cracker Barrel nationwide.

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